Biblical Thinker Mugs

"We need either bigger needles or smaller camels."

Kid to pastor: 'Doesn't Jesus worry about approval ratings?'

'What if the bold inherit the Earth? Do we have any laws on the books for that?'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"It had better be twins."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"You call this a constitution?"

"I've got writer's block."

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

Noah's ark, many lions

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"What did Jesus order?"

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."