Divine Thinker Mugs

"Connect me with famine and pestilence would you please Angela?"

Heavenly Suggestion Box

reincarnated worm...

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

A man looks up at the earth

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'Get an afterlife!'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

Jesus Christ

10 Commandments Exceptions.

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

"It had better be twins."

Jesus wept

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'