Divine Thinker Prints

"Connect me with famine and pestilence would you please Angela?"

Heavenly Suggestion Box

reincarnated worm...

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

A man looks up at the earth

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

Jesus Christ

'Get an afterlife!'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

10 Commandments Exceptions.

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Jesus wept

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

"It had better be twins."

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth