Old School Thinker Mugs

"I hate everything with a chip in it that isn't chocolate."

'All this talk of ABS's and old style MDP's is causing a lot of stress...The partners don't take kindly to change... He still hasn't recovered from us moving his desk nearer to the door!'

The Luddite Society

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Gen-Next Library

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Cactus seats.

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"Things are looking up!"

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"Books are tricky. You can't text with a text book and you can't call with a phone book!"

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

"Have some respect for my learning style."

Failed mobile home designs

'Oh darling, it is not an ibook, it is only a book.'

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

'John's into 'computer-hacking' in a big way!'

"My last patient was a cainamotpelk...she walked backwards into shops and left things!"

"You must be the artist."

Staying Single Explained.

Kid reading report: 'My book report is on 'TV Guide'...'

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale