Old School Thinkers Gifts

'Dad! Open up to social networking. Stop being so Henry David Thoreau-ish!'

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

Gen-Next Library

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"Books are tricky. You can't text with a text book and you can't call with a phone book!"

Too Weird to Have a Husband

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'Oh darling, it is not an ibook, it is only a book.'

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

"Actually, I'm sitting here reading a book—just to see if I can still do it."

'Well, that was when a pretty rock was worth a pretty rock...'

"Do we look like investors in high-tech funds to you?"

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

"I miss handshakes"

"It's your Grandpa's version of keeping up with technology...reading the papers online."

"So are we just not allowed to gag about certain things at all up here, Al?"

Baseball.

"Secure in their ignorance, medieval peasants were impervious to education, fearful of progress and lived on potatoes and cabbage. Thankfully, it's very different today. Now they've got burgers and fries."

'-not too early,are we?'

'Grandpa says there's more to life than what you see on TV. He must not have cable.'

'Well, on a pencil that rubber thing is called an eraser, not a delete button.'

'It's a crazy price but I think it's me.'

"I hate everything with a chip in it that isn't chocolate."

"I miss the days of classical western thought."

'All this talk of ABS's and old style MDP's is causing a lot of stress...The partners don't take kindly to change... He still hasn't recovered from us moving his desk nearer to the door!'

Past mistakes insomnia