Old School Thinkers Gifts

'Dad! Open up to social networking. Stop being so Henry David Thoreau-ish!'

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

Gen-Next Library

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"Books are tricky. You can't text with a text book and you can't call with a phone book!"

Too Weird to Have a Husband

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'Oh darling, it is not an ibook, it is only a book.'

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

'Lost your kindle in the cab? Try my outdated destined-for-extinction, low-priced print edition.'

'Well, that was when a pretty rock was worth a pretty rock...'

"Actually, I'm sitting here reading a book—just to see if I can still do it."

"Do we look like investors in high-tech funds to you?"

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

"It's your Grandpa's version of keeping up with technology...reading the papers online."

"I miss handshakes"

'-not too early,are we?'

Baseball.

'Well, on a pencil that rubber thing is called an eraser, not a delete button.'

"Secure in their ignorance, medieval peasants were impervious to education, fearful of progress and lived on potatoes and cabbage. Thankfully, it's very different today. Now they've got burgers and fries."

'Grandpa says there's more to life than what you see on TV. He must not have cable.'

"So are we just not allowed to gag about certain things at all up here, Al?"

'It's a crazy price but I think it's me.'

"I hate everything with a chip in it that isn't chocolate."

"I miss the days of classical western thought."