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"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Gen-Next Library

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"Books are tricky. You can't text with a text book and you can't call with a phone book!"

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

'Oh darling, it is not an ibook, it is only a book.'

'How long have you been submitting novels, Grandad?'

"Get a computer?! Do I look as though I have room in here for a computer?"

Monks form copier service.

"Actually, I'm sitting here reading a book—just to see if I can still do it."

"He calls it the eBible."

"It's your Grandpa's version of keeping up with technology...reading the papers online."

Monk on PC.

'Well, on a pencil that rubber thing is called an eraser, not a delete button.'

At 100 years old, Ceil pretty much spoke her mind...

'I feel useless: My Master has cancelled his newspaper subscription and reads his news online now...'

"So dad, you do know all that stuff happened yesterday, right?"

How to hand in report to teacher.

'You can swipe it as many times as you like, but that's not how a book works.'

"I'm cutting articles out of the newspaper while we still can."

The Pen is Mightier than the Sword