Old School Meets New Tech Gifts

"Hi, I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Geek fairies

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

The Final Chapter.

He still refuses to upgrade.

Gramaphone Man.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

Van Gogh self-portrait with selfie stick

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

Bad timing.

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

A hunter shoots a drone

'He drives an electric car, reads electronic books and smokes electric cigarettes but he won't move on from his betamax video recorder.'

'Brian discovers that 'Slide To Unlock' doesn't work when you've forgotten your locker combination.'

"I requested an autograph via email and he sent me his digital signature as an attachment."

Old fashioned cars.

"If we let them get away with a Tower of Babel, they'll start putting up satellites next!"

'When does the screen saver come on?'

Push button for sea to part.

3-D Virtual Reality Fox Hunting

I thought everyone had a sat-nav system these days...