Old School Meets New Tech Gifts

"Hi, I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Geek fairies

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

The Final Chapter.

He still refuses to upgrade.

Gramaphone Man.

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."

Bad timing.

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

A hunter shoots a drone

"I requested an autograph via email and he sent me his digital signature as an attachment."

Old fashioned cars.

"If we let them get away with a Tower of Babel, they'll start putting up satellites next!"

'When does the screen saver come on?'

Push button for sea to part.

3-D Virtual Reality Fox Hunting

"The pheras are over. You may now update your profiles."

I thought everyone had a sat-nav system these days...