Old Masters Enthusiast Gifts

Francisco Goya

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"What old school? This is my life."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"I'd like to make a return."

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

"Well, I think it takes a lot away from the Old World charm!"

Michelangelo Caught Creating Graffiti

Workers constructing barcodes

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

"He's all right, but I'm looking for a guy who can really make me laugh."

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"