Forgotten Masters Enthusiast Gifts

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

The Masters.

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Bureau of Missing Persons

Belated Birthday Cards

"They grow up so slow."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Directions.

Lancelot put to the Test.

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

Lost dog/Lost Sheep posters

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

Dog Owner.

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

Michelangelo Caught Creating Graffiti

'You can tell it's good by the way the tonsils follow you around the room.'

Whistler priming his mother before painting her.

"He's all right, but I'm looking for a guy who can really make me laugh."

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

"They specialize in balls, and balls going into holes."

Art Auction. A previous expert said it's real, but the appraiser here siad my impressionist painting is a fake. Your Monet is no good here.

"Let me try that!"

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

'Covid airborne'.

'Don't tell me you've lost your umbrella again!'

'Monet, Manet- Manet, Monet!'