Forgotten Masters Enthusiast Gifts

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Bureau of Missing Persons

Lancelot put to the Test.

Directions.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"They grow up so slow."

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Michelangelo Caught Creating Graffiti

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

A bomber dropping paintings "Art Bombing"

Dog Owner.

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

"He's all right, but I'm looking for a guy who can really make me laugh."

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

"They specialize in balls, and balls going into holes."

"Let me try that!"

'Covid airborne'.

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

'Don't tell me you've lost your umbrella again!'

'Monet, Manet- Manet, Monet!'

"No, Otis, I think it's safe to say Daddy doesn't remember where he parked the car."