Old Age Reflection Pillows

'I've reached the age when people die more often.'

The Final Selfie

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'Where Are They Now?'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"You used to be that ambitious."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

How are you feeling today? I feel just like a newborn baby. Really? Yes. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

Mirror mirror...

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

Tom's last day.

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"My salad days have all turned to coleslaw..."

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants