Old Age Reflection Pillows

'I've reached the age when people die more often.'

The Final Selfie

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

ZZZZZZZ Top

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

'The only part of my body that defies gravity is my age.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Where Are They Now?'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"You used to be that ambitious."

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

How are you feeling today? I feel just like a newborn baby. Really? Yes. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

Mirror mirror...

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

Tom's last day.

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.