Oil Spill Debater T-Shirts

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

"Woo-hoo!"

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

Quick Fixes for the U.S. Economy

'The environmental impact should be minimal. In any event, we can work around it.'

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

'I find them ineffective myself.'

Bidenism: Let's Do 1/2 of a Lot of Good Things

The Global War Against Global Warming

Environmental disaster! Pardon? BP, the Gulf. It's madness. Think of the children! Wow, I can't believe what I'm hearing. You love big oil and hate environmentalists. But this spill has finally gotten to you. You're worried about the children? It's not just BP but all those polluters filling up the oceans with toxins. It's so selfish. If the oceans get stuffed with pollution now, where will generations to come dump their garbage? Oh, to think of our children's children having nowhere to put thei

Party Like the Temperature is 1999

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

'Finally a day of hot deals and cool profit - my kind of climate change.'

'. . . I go like dude, second hand smoke is so uncool!. . .So now he's filed a complaint with the condo committee that my musings penetrate his walls and he's suffering from second hand thought!'

"I'll start start taking global warming predictions seriously as soon as they can nail a three-day forecast."

'Fracking well!'

Wind Farm Protest.

I'd have more confidence in trickle-down economics if I could see the flow chart.