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Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

Titanic iceberg auction

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

'I need something to spill.'

"Goodbye, Larry. I'm walking out of your life."

Ballad of Offshore Drilling.

"Oh no!"

Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

'No, no, no! I said squids, giant squids.'

'I don't know what it is...I just have this funny feeling like I'm being followed.'

Oil Rig with a giant plug.

You are not alone! It is a TEAM EFFORT!

'Before you judge the lookouts too harshly Captain, studies have shown that iceburgs DO tend to look like big, fluffy marshmallows after long sea journeys..."

Oil Workers

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

"Look at the bright side - employment for thousands trying to clean it up."

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'