Earthquake Researcher T-Shirts

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

US strike on Syria.

COP26

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Facial hair continental drift.

"Victory!"

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

Mrs. Richter's Scale.

Tip jar

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

"My God! There are traces of tuna fish in this shipment of mercury."

Fissure waxing - Department of Seismology.

"An earthquake cracked the building in half. I'd have it fixed, but it's keeping the staff from constantly going to the break room."

Russian Fish Eats Ukraine Fish

'Are you paying attention Eurasia?' 'Sorry, I was drifting.'

'WOW,this is amazing down here captain, ABSOLUTELY amazing! That quake SURE did a lot of damage to the ocean's floor!'

Genetically Modified Food Research Institute

'I intend to burn the midnight oil finding ways to cut back on our carbon footprint, Simpkins...'