Oil Spill Debater Prints

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"Woo-hoo!"

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

'The environmental impact should be minimal. In any event, we can work around it.'

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

'I find them ineffective myself.'

'Finally a day of hot deals and cool profit - my kind of climate change.'

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

'. . . I go like dude, second hand smoke is so uncool!. . .So now he's filed a complaint with the condo committee that my musings penetrate his walls and he's suffering from second hand thought!'

"I'll start start taking global warming predictions seriously as soon as they can nail a three-day forecast."

Wind Farm Protest.

'Fracking well!'

Why Oil Spills Are Good: