Oil Price Survivor Pillows

Petrol Suicide

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Sub-prime Bear

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"They become aggressive when you recline them."

"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

Energy trap.

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

Economic casualties.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

"Let's first talk about how you could have done worse."

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

Gas eyedropper.

"What to expect when you’re expecting. Newly revised edition."

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

"I think it's nice the way we divide the pain in to four equal parts."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

'Oh, sure, the world gets a savior, and what do I get? Hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits!'

Green Shoots

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.