Oil Industry Jester Gifts

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

US Energy Needs.

Libyan Crude Oil

Snake in the grass...

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Take me to your leader. . .

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Car Breast-Feeding

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Oil in Nigeria.

Keystone XL

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

'Who is to blame?'

Camel In The Tent

Army Man Playset 2020

There's no real oil emergency...

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Energy trap.

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

"Woo-hoo!"