Oil Change Champ Mugs

Bubba gets Carpal Funnel Syndrome.

Inclusive speech

Turmoil change.

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Human Rights

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

"What … have … you … done?"

'They're not our 'profits,' Mike. We like to think of them as the organic by-products of non-toxic capitalism!'

Cartoonist Pencil

Nature Scents Research Department.

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

'It's true, I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub my face in it.'

"Be prepared to be hated!"

"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"

'If you want to save your marriage, tell each other you're sorry.' 'Youre sorry!'

"I take it you're trying to change the channel?"

Internet Uprising

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

'May I recommend the 2008 10W40? It's low sulfur content and viscosity make it a true steal at $39.95 a liter.'

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership

Now that our demands have been met... could you help us up?

'We're never going to sort out our marital problems like this. Can't we speak to one of your colleagues, darling?'

'The bad news is that we've had to inform clients of drastic cuts to services...We managed to do it in 17 languages!'

ICE Detention Centers

"Anyway, Her Royal Highness here insists I'm sarcastic."

'Don't you think you should get involved in some volunteer work, Bernie?'