Oil Change Artist Mugs

"What … have … you … done?"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Turmoil change.

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

Snake in the grass...

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

US Energy Needs.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

Keystone XL

Camel In The Tent

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

The Procrastinator

There's no real oil emergency...

'Who is to blame?'

Energy trap.

"Woo-hoo!"

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."