Offline Living Prints

'It's so refreshing to meet someone who doesn't blog.'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

Pop-up neighborhood

"I'm off the grid."

Desert Island Wind Farm

"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."

Are you eating properly?

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

The Off-line Store

Hermit on island can't escape modern society.

"I never gave you more than you could handle. Well, except for all those passwords."

"It's so nice to be living off the grid."

Ask Me about my Break from Social Media

"The inflation isn't that bad. The kids pick berries, my wife picks grass and leaves, and once a month we can afford a loaf of bread."

The only guy left who's not online.

"Bliss, another day of google not being able to steal our data..."

'We're now in a good position to move the company forward.'

'He won't email, text or tweet. He's so inaccessible!'