Offline Living Gifts

'It's so refreshing to meet someone who doesn't blog.'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

Pop-up neighborhood

A*se End of Nowhere POPULATION: YOU

"I'm off the grid."

Desert Island Wind Farm

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

Are you eating properly?

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."

The Off-line Store

Hermit on island can't escape modern society.

"The inflation isn't that bad. The kids pick berries, my wife picks grass and leaves, and once a month we can afford a loaf of bread."

The only guy left who's not online.

Ask Me about my Break from Social Media

"It's so nice to be living off the grid."

'You don't me- I'm not on Twitter or Facebook but I would like to be your friend,'

"Bliss, another day of google not being able to steal our data..."

"He said he's dropping out and going of the grid."

"I never gave you more than you could handle. Well, except for all those passwords."

'We're now in a good position to move the company forward.'