Offline Activities Prints

I dunno, whadda you wanna do offline?

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"No no, I said sit!!"

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Holiday time.

Skiing.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Giraffe Umbrella

"Tommy!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...