Office Toy Driver Gifts

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"Ramming Speed!"

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

Petrol vs electric car

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

Safety meeting.

"I think the executive privilege thing is going to his head."

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

Boss joining Paint Ball Game

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

Ace Toys Ltd

"This one is less distracting."

"Well done. One of the straightest paper clips I've seen."

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

'Says you like to play practical jokes.'

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"