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'I still haven't fired the guy in tech support. He's had me on hold all morning.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

You are here.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Free Range Employees.

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Responsibility and duties

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

Do not think outside the box!

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

Office Park

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

The Corporate Rat.

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Business-Class.

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

'See Dick sleep on job. See Dick get fired.'

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"it appears I'm being relocated"