Office Legends Gifts

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Work Slave

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

In - Out - Pending.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

401K

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"He excels at putting out fires."

The Corporate Rat.

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

"Sure I can make that deadline."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -