Office Legend Mugs

41 Rounds of Layoffs Survived

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Career Choices

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Between Offices

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Work Slave

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Busy office.

You are here.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Free Range Employees.