Office Legend Mugs

41 Rounds of Layoffs Survived

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Career Choices

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

Between Offices

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

You are here.

Work Slave

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

In - Out - Pending.