Office Story Enthusiast Mugs

"Believe me, Alice, you didn't miss a thing. It wasn't even a party—it was a positioning event."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

Corporate Whore.

"You have a 2 o'clock, a 3:30 and don't forget the monthly finance report is due Friday..."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Female business.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Desk shaped like an office block.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'