Office Story Enthusiast Mugs

"Believe me, Alice, you didn't miss a thing. It wasn't even a party—it was a positioning event."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Busy office.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

401K

Corporate Whore.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

Female business.

"You have a 2 o'clock, a 3:30 and don't forget the monthly finance report is due Friday..."

Desk shaped like an office block.

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

Group of people.

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."