Office Lore Enthusiast Mugs

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"And I suppose you expect me to pick that up?"

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

Group of people.

41 Rounds of Layoffs Survived

"Today's meeting will be endless, with a half-hour break for lunch."

"Oops! Wrong plug."

"I miss the old cubicles."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.