Office Gourmand Gifts

Woman manager has suggestion box and a recipe box outside her office.

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'I sent out for everything.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

Party Animals.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Just one more choccy...

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

A London gent abroad

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'Wow!! Do I ever like the flavour of the month!!'

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

Dijon Vu

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"Philippe, dice the potatoes."

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

Endangered Entrees

Capturing a Cook

"I'd like seconds!"

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.