Office Cupid Gifts

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Valentine's Day.

"It's a collection for Shirley. I want to take her to lunch."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Lumbar support animal

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

InIn by-products.

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

'I said I wanted to address the manager shortage -- not a short manager!'

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

Workload management.