Office Cocktail Aficionado Pillows

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Shaken not stirred

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Espresso Martini Peacock

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

'Fried chickens.'

Prawn Cocktail Please

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'