Office Party Enthusiast Pillows

'Warning - inappropriate behaviour could lead to harassement claims. Please shake hands under the mistletoe!'

"I spend January through November every year rebuilding my reputation after the annual holiday party."

"For He's a Jolly Good Fellow Employee"

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Yes, I was a senior executive here, but I made a fool of myself at an office Christmas party.

'I think they saw you come home from your office party last night.'

"Henderson just uploaded our New Year's Party to You Tube, boss."

"Are you looking forward to the Christmas party?"

'Even at the office party - there's no escape.'

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

Hokey Cokey 'In' and 'Out' trays

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'I'd forgotten , tonight is our office Christmas party isn't it...!!'

"Better show my three-o'clock in, Yolanda. He has been waiting."

'Miss Wyatt wins the turkey and Miss Tamano gets the Christmas goose.'

Happy mandatory retirement age to you...

'It may be Christmas and people are letting their hair down...'

"Can you identify the desperate woman who sexually assaulted you at your company's Christmas party?"

Proctologists' Office Party Games

"John's our CFO: Creative Financial Officer."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'That's our mission statement.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"The meeting will come to order."