Office Cocktail Aficionado Prints

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

We'll have Manhattans...

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Shaken not stirred

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"An everything Martini, please."

You're the botanicals in my gin

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Espresso Martini Peacock

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

'Fried chickens.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Prawn Cocktail Please

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.