'I call it cubicilism'
Office Art Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for your office art critic? Our collection of witty and artistic products captures their passion for critique and creativity. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, find something that fuels their love for art and makes their workspace a little more inspiring.
You're my Mona Lisa.
"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."
'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'
"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."
"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'
"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."
"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."
'It's a Joan Biro.'
"Well....I could've done this!"
Use your imagination.
"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"
"Personally, I'm a doer."
"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."
Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.
'Projectile painting.'
"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"
Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."
'Wow...Your work is amazing!'
Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.
'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'
"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"
'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'
"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."
'Nice, but it needs more angst.'
"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."
Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old
"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."
"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"
A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature
Framed Lady
The Rise of Modern Art
'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'
Office Art Critic Gifts Collection
Office Art Critic Mugs
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