Art Critics Gifts

"Don't you think it's important that we keep these reminders of the role of the slave trade."

No Calligraphers

"Tell the National Endowment for the Arts that we think funding for the B-2 is fully justified by the magnificent way it defines volumes with concave and convex spaces."

"I blame violent tapestries."

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

"He was famed for his work in Pantomime"

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"No nudity, no foul language, no commentary, no science, no history, no opinions - they're perfect!"

Tightrope Battle Tank

El Greco

Early Cartoonists.

Youth caught tagging Stephensons rocket.

HELP US! 50 cents will free one person.

"I think what I was TRYING to say with this piece was that I wanted a new car. . ."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Use your imagination.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Projectile painting.'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.