Ode Creator Gifts

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

The Map of the human brain

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Creator's Block

Trainset

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

Open Source.

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

"That's out idea department – the door was one of their ideas."

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

Flying Pen

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Headless Self-Portrait

"What are you doing?! Where are your crayons?!"

'I've made an app that counts farts...'

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

'I'll publish it if you include a character obviously based on me.'

'Underground cartoonist'

"I'm guessing with all that mold coming out of your computer, it's been awhile since you've added fresh content to your site."

God's Writers Block

Horace

'The mARTyr'

How to make a concept album

"I need a minute."