Odds Whisperer Pillows

WIZARD OF ODDS...gambling, lottery consultant.

Post Game Day Betting.

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

"10/1 says I lose the next bet."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

Opening the door to new customers

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"Money is life's report card."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

Have you hugged your money today?

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'