Oyster Whisperer Pillows

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

Dog Dreams

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You know too much!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Ice fisher.

"That is an outrageous slur."

"River well stocked this year."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man fishing with large bait

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'