Oceanic Trendsetter Gifts

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"I want one of those!"

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Snake Dress-Up

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

A Macaroni in 1773

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

'Does it say 'business class?''

'We exposed the bricks.'

"Dragons were never out of style."

Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul

'I want some shoes that squeak.'

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

'That's what I'd call eco friendly! Thanks to the new 'B.W.E.' technology, this car has got zero emissions and zero fuel consumption. 'B.W.E.' means 'Build Without Engine'.'

"Help! This guy has been talking about cryptocurrency and NFT's for an hour!"

"I should warn you that I've stopped thinking of my moustache as ironic."

Swells discussing thier coats

The progressive traveller, circa 3500 BC. . .

Businessman surfing on a computer in the sea

'More about zeitgeist later. Just tell me which stocks are ripe for buy low, sell high?'

"I'm originally from Manhattan but I grew up in the Midwest."

'His head teems with new ideas.'

'Admit it! It's time you brought her a mobile phone!'

Caveman with a stylish hairstyle walks out of a cave marked with a barber pole.