Oceanic Fun T-Shirts

"Her mother was a vegetarian."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

When bored, we board

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

Lifeboat

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'Sharks have to keep moving to survive, you say?', 'Yep - They're nature's politicians.'

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

"Excuse me....water!!"

'Billy, how many times have I told you to get your thumb out of your mouth? Betty, for heaven's sake, brush your hair out of your eyes.' 'An annoying auto-focus camera.'

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

"Great...that was another wet summer, just like last year!"

'So, it's you Captain! Where were you when the ship hit the iceberg?'

Ocean Hitchhiker

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

Hours of enjoyable calm waters were interrupted by the ocean rearing its ugly head.

"Here's the sick squid I owe you. . ."

Wooden ship with a wooden anchor

Take two of these with a glass of air.

Jester.