Oceanic Fun Prints

"Her mother was a vegetarian."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

When bored, we board

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Lifeboat

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

The brochure did say to watch out for the bottom-feeding fish.

'Sharks have to keep moving to survive, you say?', 'Yep - They're nature's politicians.'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

Hours of enjoyable calm waters were interrupted by the ocean rearing its ugly head.

You won't get seasick if you focus on something far away. Good --- I'll think about the federal budget being balanced.

'Billy, how many times have I told you to get your thumb out of your mouth? Betty, for heaven's sake, brush your hair out of your eyes.' 'An annoying auto-focus camera.'

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"Maybe we should nail down the Slip 'N' Slide."

Ocean Hitchhiker

'So, it's you Captain! Where were you when the ship hit the iceberg?'

"Great...that was another wet summer, just like last year!"

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

"Excuse me....water!!"

'Fancy a 'banana split'?'

Take two of these with a glass of air.

"Here's the sick squid I owe you. . ."