Oceania Enthusiast Gifts

Arabian island

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Turtle Hat

Dolphin friendly tuna

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Privates Beach"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

How Swordfish Are Born

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Segregated Beach

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Shark with Braces.

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.