Oceania Enthusiast Pillows

Arabian island

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Privates Beach"

Turtle Hat

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

How Swordfish Are Born

Segregated Beach

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Shark with Braces.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'