Oceanfront Arbitrator Mugs

L.A. Law

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

Stop Human Footing

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Sea Change.

Save the river.

'Right, I've convened these meetings to explore some concerns about the number of meetings we've been having.'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

An angry Shark has found out where his missing Dorsal Fin has ended up being used in a Shark Fin soup meal.

The Seahoover

"You have sewage between your teeth."

World crisis

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Frontex

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

Whale with a 'N.I.M.B.Y' Sign

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

UK sewage dumps