Oceanfront Arbitrator Pillows

L.A. Law

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Save the river.

Sea Change.

Stop Human Footing

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Right, I've convened these meetings to explore some concerns about the number of meetings we've been having.'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

The Seahoover

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

An angry Shark has found out where his missing Dorsal Fin has ended up being used in a Shark Fin soup meal.

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Frontex

World crisis

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

Whale with a 'N.I.M.B.Y' Sign

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Mermaid sits on rock in the middle of an oil spill.

UK sewage dumps