Oceanic Overseer Mugs

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Are we there yet?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Save the river.

Stop Human Footing

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Sea Change.

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.