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Part of Neptune's job is doing performance reviews. He said the octopus is a great multitasker and the dolphin has outstanding communication skills. If given a meaty project to work on, the shark will really sink its teeth into it. The jellyfish received a poor review because he's just aimlessly drifting in his career. And the eel is being promoted to management. He's a terrific motivator. He gets everybody charged up.
"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"
It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.
"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."
"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."
'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'
"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."
"Are we there yet?"
'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'
Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.
"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"
Japanese Whaling
"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."
"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"
'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'
"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."
"Now I'm just cleaning up."
'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'
"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"
'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'
'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'
'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'
Why all mothers deserve a special day.
"Well, of course it's plastic!"
Stop Human Footing
Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'
"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."
Fish tank filled with sardines.
Save the river.
"I can hear the sea boiling."
"Not more sleeve alterations?!"
Sea Change.
Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.
"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"
"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."
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