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"This looks like a good spot."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

The one that got away

Artifishial Intelligence

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Easter Island Shades...

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"It makes me want to pee."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Krill, baby, krill."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

The Lemmings of Montauk

'I love us when we're tan.'

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."