Ocean Vibes Admirer Pillows

"This looks like a good spot."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"It makes me want to pee."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

The Lemmings of Montauk

'I love us when we're tan.'

"He's So Your Type."

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'