Ocean Hero T-Shirts

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Thank-you God.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I love you too, big guy."

The Dubloon Stops Here

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Scuba cow"

'I blame global warming!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'