Ocean Hero Gifts

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Thank-you God.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Captain in a storm

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"I love you too, big guy."

The Dubloon Stops Here

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Scuba cow"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'I blame global warming!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'